Natural Charmer Gifts

'My son, the telemarketer...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Snake Charmer

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

Hey, Agatha. I've got some hot stuff for you. Nana? Take a look. Wow! Grade-A product. Thanks. Umm

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

Sit! Stay!

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."