Nature Charmer Pillows

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Environment Friendly House.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Skier and his dog.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake Eyes

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Ding" "Dong"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Medusa's baby picture

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."