Deer Charmer Pillows

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

The Perfect Garden.

Snakecharming.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Samurai offspring.

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Chicken singing romantic songs

Windmill

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"