Deer Charmer Mugs

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

The Perfect Garden.

Snakecharming.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

Samurai offspring.

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Chicken singing romantic songs

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."