Sheep Charmer Mugs

'You're wicked'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

You're the olive in my martini

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Static cling."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Sheep In Curlers

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Going Down?

Merry Christmas.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"You can always count on me."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Fricka arrives.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Quick, follow that star

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

The Lawman

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'