Sheep Dreamer Mugs

"Hey, is that a wool blanket?!"

Counting Sheep Gone Wrong

Rich man counting sheared sheep in his sleep (colour)

Landowner Counts Sheep

'One illegal sheep movement...two illegal sheep movement...three illegal...'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Giant white horse.

Electric Blanket.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Merry Christmas.

Emma's Unicorn

Dogs can dream too.

Cat king.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

The Lawman

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Labrador for sale

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"What should I say this is about?"

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Extreme Sheepherding

'Keep hiding guys, Bo Peep is still looking for us...'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'