Sheep Dreamer T-Shirts

"Hey, is that a wool blanket?!"

Counting Sheep Gone Wrong

Rich man counting sheared sheep in his sleep (colour)

Prison inmate counting sheep.

Landowner Counts Sheep

'One illegal sheep movement...two illegal sheep movement...three illegal...'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Giant white horse.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Electric Blanket.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Merry Christmas.

Emma's Unicorn

Dogs can dream too.

Cat king.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

The Lawman

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'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"What should I say this is about?"

When Pugs dream.

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!