Cattle Dreamer T-Shirts

"It's a dream of mine to someday graze with the bulls."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Giant white horse.

Cheese

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Agricultural Psychology

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Cat king.

World of Cow.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Yoghurt man

When Pugs dream.

Tropical Cow Tank

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

Christmas Cow.

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Moon Cheese

'I did that once and my butter fat went up forty percent.'

'Ok, one of y'all has x-ray vision! Which one? Tell me!'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Ennio Morricone RIP

Cows From The Streets

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."