Cattle Dreamer Gifts

"It's a dream of mine to someday graze with the bulls."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Giant white horse.

Cheese

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Agricultural Psychology

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Cat king.

World of Cow.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Yoghurt man

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Christmas Cow.

When Pugs dream.

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Tropical Cow Tank

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

Moon Cheese

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

Cows From The Streets

'I did that once and my butter fat went up forty percent.'

'Ok, one of y'all has x-ray vision! Which one? Tell me!'

Ennio Morricone RIP

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

Aways read the small print.

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."