Horse Dreamer Gifts

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

Giant white horse.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Basketball

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Dogs can dream too.

Cat king.

Emma's Unicorn

I love my Uke.

"I want a pony!"

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Labrador for sale

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

Jennifer Lawrence Meet + Greet

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

When Pugs dream.