Unicorn Dreamer Gifts

"Do we have time for this?"

"Better imaginary than extinct."

Emma's Unicorn

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Oh, I just remembered...you wanted me to remind you to tell the unicorns the ark is shoving off.'

Unicorn

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

Kid eating Unicorn Flakes cereal

"I'd like a purple unicorn. . . OK. . . I wish politicians would act like adults."

"I'd like a purple unicorn."

The fabulous unituba

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."

Shepherd and eurydice

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Head over Hooves

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Here be dragons.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Little Princess.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Cygnets from Swan Lake

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Giant white horse.

"Like that?"

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff