Horse Dreamers Gifts

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Be reasonable,son - even Santa couldn't get a horse in a box THAT size!!'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Giant white horse.

A Quiet Rebuke.

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

My horse for a kingdom.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

The Mythical Unicorn.

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Where Zebra's Come From.

Driving Tours

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

'According to my owner, buying this home was cheaper than building me one.'

"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

Nag, Nag, Nag.

Aged Centaur.