Horse Daydreamers Gifts

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Giant white horse.

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

Cat king.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

Dreaming pets.

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

Where we get veggie burgers

'It's from my stockbroker - he'd like to join us.'

'According to my owner, buying this home was cheaper than building me one.'

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

A cat dreaming of being a lion

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"After a long career of eating his homework, I've retired as a consultant to his paper shredder."

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.

'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'

'You gotta be kidding me!'

P.S. Please Excuse Scribble

"Oh look. He must be chasing again."

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?