Jockey Dreamer Gifts

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Giant white horse.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Basketball

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Penalty

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

Karate School.

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

Basketball net above the garage door.

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.