Tropical Cow Dreamer Gifts

Tropical Cow Tank

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Chocs away.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

That's my summer place.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

The Sun Bather

Siesta-time

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Beach

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada