Tropical Cow Dreamer Gifts

Tropical Cow Tank

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

Chocs away.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

The Sun Bather

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Beach

Siesta-time

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"