Dairy Dreamer Gifts

A Wisconsin Cheesescape

"I know! Let's drink its milk!"

Moon Cheese

Cheese in space

"Well, I've got his test results. . . I'm afraid he's allergic to dairy!"

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"Where condensed milk comes from..."

Cheese

'I've no doubt we can bust the fence, but you still haven't solved the rifle or the border collie.'

Cows From The Streets

'We still haven't a clue what caused this Mr Wippet. I called you in because we ran out of milk.'

Cheese maker

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

'The milkman left 28 pints. He's off on a month's holiday.'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'I did that once and my butter fat went up forty percent.'

Yoghurt man

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

Where string cheese comes from.

'Good news,Alice,we can relax.I just heard we are going to be replaced by two heifers.'

Interconnecting grass

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

'I told you to cut DOWN on the vaccuum!'

World of Cow.

Farmer Milks The White Out Of The Cow

Today's special... donuts.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

The Main Types of Cheese

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Doughboy Dad

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Chocs away.