Dairy Farm Dreamer Gifts

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

Important Food Groups

Cow's straw

Raptures

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Cheese

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

Agricultural Psychology

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Cow and Milk

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"