Daydreaming Dairy Enthusiast Gifts

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Important Food Groups

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Oh Hi!'

Cheese

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cheese Pile

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

World of Cow.

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

The Nihilist Deli.

A consumer guide to cheese.