Dairy Daydreamer Gifts

Aways read the small print.

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

Christmas Cow.

'Frankly, Jones, I couldn't care less whether milk production is up or down.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Oh Hi!'

Important Food Groups

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Cheese

Doughboy Dad

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'Bless You.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Cheese Pile

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Moo-Magrams Exams

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

World of Cow.

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

The Nihilist Deli.

'How now, brown cow?'