Dairy Farmer Gifts

"She's so Jersey."

About time!

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

The miracle of genetic engineering

Cow having a tattoo.

"So, you're telling me that my assets have been frozen?"

How Ice Cream Is Made.

Goat Milk.

Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.

"We're running some tests to find out if the grass truly is greener over here, or it just looks that way."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Milking the Cow.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Bless You.'

"Look at the hayseed! He's trying to milk a tree!

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"In this heat the cows only give milk powder!"

THe UDDER Side

"Not only is the grass greener but we get free Wi-Fi too!"

'They are completely free of growth hormones.'

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

'What's that smell?'

Where wrinkle cream comes from. . .

"I hear he inherited this milk farm."

"No, there's nothing wrong with her. Daisy here has been bred only to produce skimmed milk."

Playing game on Cow.

A Wisconsin Cheesescape

Cow's Surprise Party.

"By the way, I'm taking off the first two weeks in August."

"I feel so cheap."

'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'

"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."

'I can take nonsense, but not udder nonsense.'

'Well, nobody's perfect.'

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