Dairy Farm Devotees Gifts

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Oh Hi!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

Cow's straw

"They’re real."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'