Visiting A Dairy Farm Gifts

Airport Pickups: Mr. Baines, Vinny and Daisy.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

"They’re real."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Pull the udder one

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'