Dreamer Of Sports Sheep T-Shirts

Dream sheep jumping over fence using Fosbury Flop technique.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Support group for sheep.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Midnight Basketball

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Baseball Dreams

A cow ventriloquist.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Fricka arrives.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

A (P)ram.