Dreamer Of Sports Sheep Pillows

Dream sheep jumping over fence using Fosbury Flop technique.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Static cling."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

Midnight Basketball

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Fricka arrives.

Baseball Dreams

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

A cow ventriloquist.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

A (P)ram.