Sheep Charmer Pillows

'You're wicked'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

You're the olive in my martini

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Merry Christmas.

Going Down?

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

The Lawman

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Quick, follow that star

Fricka arrives.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'