Snowy Charmer Mugs

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Photobooth Photobomb

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Snake Eyes

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

'Are they fresh?'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"So halfway through the divorce proceedings, I find out Henry is a warlock."