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"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

Photobooth Photobomb

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

Snake Eyes

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

Medusa's baby picture

'Are they fresh?'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'