Critter Charmer T-Shirts

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Online Dating

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'Do you come here often?'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Houdini re-incarnated.

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Chicken singing romantic songs

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Snake Charmer

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."