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Bob has natural animal magnetism.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Snake Eyes

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Fighting the Zika Virus

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"Ding" "Dong"

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'