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Bob has natural animal magnetism.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Snake Eyes

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Fighting the Zika Virus

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"Ding" "Dong"

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."