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"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

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"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

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"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

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Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'I could eat you.'

"Check out this new store."

'Distracting the fish.'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

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'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'