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'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Check out this new store."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

Chicken singing romantic songs

Roach Motel

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Melody Cockroach.

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

Guitars

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.'

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

"And lately I've been feeling very sluggish!"

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

Hey, Agatha. I've got some hot stuff for you. Nana? Take a look. Wow! Grade-A product. Thanks. Umm

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

'Don't kid yourself. Humans have chemical weapons, and they'll use them.'

"Do you suppose there's life under other rocks?"

Introducing Roach-Hab.

"Do you have to scream every morning when you turn on the light and I scurry across the floor?"