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Roach Motel

"Do you have to scream every morning when you turn on the light and I scurry across the floor?"

The Worm Charmer

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Mantis Love

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'I could eat you.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Entomology Reference

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

'Where are you going?'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

Professor...what are you doing?

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

'To be honest Bob, I'm very happy with my new career path.'

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"

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