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Snake Charmer

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

The Worm Charmer

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Computer Expert

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Violin Practise

'I could eat you.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"Service."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."