Dragon Whisperer T-Shirts

Dragons eating a knight - 'Once you get the shell off they're delicious!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Quick, start the car!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

'Your shoe's untied.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You know too much!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

The Worm Charmer

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Wolf Karaoke

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"