Demon Whisperer T-Shirts

"Janet, you must learn not to let your demons control you!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Wolf Karaoke

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."