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'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Local Knowledge

"Quick, start the car!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bite out of fishing pier.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You lifted your head.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Biofelineism

Dog Dreams

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Children's Feast.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'