Lizard Whisperer T-Shirts

"I'm an amphibian on my mother's side and a reptile on my father's side."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Local Knowledge

"Quick, start the car!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

The Worm Charmer

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Man fishing with large bait

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"