Lion Whisperer Gifts

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Police Feline Unit

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Quick, start the car!"

Local Knowledge

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bite out of fishing pier.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You lifted your head.'

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Towels

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'