Iron Whisperer T-Shirts

'Goodnight, honey … did you remember to plug little Joe out?'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Creative accounting.

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Wind Energy

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'Quick, open the back door!'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'Something tells me we're close!'

'Don't tell me you're am mammal too?'

Office full of computers and wires.

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

"It's your mother calling."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

'It's the windfarms - a lesser known effect.'

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Easter Island Model

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.