Dragon Whisperer Prints

Dragons eating a knight - 'Once you get the shell off they're delicious!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Quick, start the car!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Your shoe's untied.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

The Worm Charmer

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Wolf Karaoke

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"