Snapdragon Whisperer T-Shirts

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Fixing the Computer.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Interactive TV news.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Cellular Plan

Plug Me In Stupid

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Puppy and Kitten.