Speed Whisperer T-Shirts

'In case of an emergency brake.'

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Man and Machine snoozing

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Support groups for car repairs.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."