Speed Whisperer Gifts

'In case of an emergency brake.'

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

Man and Machine snoozing

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Support groups for car repairs.

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