Speed Talker T-Shirts

"I drank 20 cups of coffee yesterday and gave a 500 word sales pitch in 30 seconds, but not in any known language."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

"Just give me the broad strokes."

Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

"The brakes still feel spongy to me."

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight. . .'

"We did everything possible, doc, but I'm afraid your car passed away during the night!"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

Your new faster sleeker post office!

Passengers in express carriage

'I can take 400 words per minute.'

"So, let me get this straight... When you told me you could manage a hundred and twenty words per minute, you thought I meant how many words you could speak?..."

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.

"Well technically, I suppose, until it's caught the animal being chased by the cheetah is the fastest land animal."

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'No wonder you're still tired -- you were campaigning in your sleep all night.'

"And look - rooftop cup holders."

'I can type 120 words a minute. Of course none of them are spelt right!'

'So unfair, Maisie gets far more than I will just for having a dead husband.'

"There's no need to look at me when I'm talking to you."

'In case of an emergency brake.'

"Ah...the open road."

Miss Motormouth

Bob practices lying.

Maggie and Dennis