Speeding Smooth Talker T-Shirts

Gift a t-shirt that captures the spirit of the quick-talking personality—fun, clever, and always ready with a witty remark, this tee suits those who love to talk at a brisk pace.

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'Where is my regular man?'

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Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore. mockup

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

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Bryan Ferry

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'May I have the key to your heart?' mockup

'May I have the key to your heart?'

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'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up). mockup

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

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'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.' mockup

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

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'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?' mockup

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

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The Language of Love

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"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?" mockup

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

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Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible. mockup

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

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'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.' mockup

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

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"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions." mockup

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

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'I'm getting ready for mating season.' mockup

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

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Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use mockup

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

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"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight." mockup

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."

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'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!' mockup

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

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J. Ludlow: Soldier, Statesman, Author, Windbag.

J. Ludlow: Soldier, Statesman, Author, Windbag. mockup

J. Ludlow: Soldier, Statesman, Author, Windbag.

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"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?" mockup

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

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'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'

'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.' mockup

'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'

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"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection." mockup

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

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Detox meets Botox.

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"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope." mockup

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

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'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?' mockup

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

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"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes." mockup

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

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"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with." mockup

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

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"I prefer to think of it as travel size."

"I prefer to think of it as travel size." mockup

"I prefer to think of it as travel size."

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"So, let me get this straight... When you told me you could manage a hundred and twenty words per minute, you thought I meant how many words you could speak?..."

"So, let me get this straight... When you told me you could manage a hundred and twenty words per minute, you thought I meant how many words you could speak?..."

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