Slope Smooth Talker T-Shirts

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

Bryan Ferry

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Ski kicker.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

The Language of Love

Skiing Accidents.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

J. Ludlow: Soldier, Statesman, Author, Windbag.

And now bring the girls!

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."

Detox meets Botox.