Slope Stylist T-Shirts

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Ski kicker.

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

Great British Eccentrics.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

The Burbs

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Skiing Accidents.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

And now bring the girls!

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"I hope I don't get any tanning lines."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Ski Slope

Skier with an anchor.

Colorado skier