Stable Stylist T-Shirts

Rather Smart All Round.

'He just found out his human has invested in some daisy reins.'

'Fresh straw, clean water bucket, haynet...no carrot on my pillow!! Who hired this groom?'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Ski lift mobile

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...