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"Get me 3 tungsten halogen lights and a 5000K strobe. I'm trying to do something real natural here."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Shampoo.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I don't like your application."

At the suit makers

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Vivienne Westwood

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"