Slope Specialist T-Shirts

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Buggy with Snowplow.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Office Park

Ski kicker.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Skiing Accidents.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Winter Roadwork...

Skiers

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

And now bring the girls!

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

Ski Slope

Colorado skier